Just show How my HM is great

17. march 2013 at 18:33 |  6th Month
Jelikož né všichni jste moji přátelé na fb - tak Vám sem napíšu nějaký joky, který říká moje HM - Taky přidávám joky, který se mi přihodily s Terkou a Verčou a nebo s lidmi, co potkávám na ulici.

My great English

Já - "Hlavně že jsem si říkala, že to mamce přeloží jako sprcha, ale napíšu ručník."
Terka- "Ručník je towel"

Conversation with Verča

Verča: "helet ty se jmenujes wendy jako normalne?"
Já : "Né - já jsem Vendula."
Verča: "A příjmení je stejný?"
Já: "Né - já mám jiný příjmení "
Verča: "A já všem napsala, že mám kontakt od Wendy Van-der Woodsen"
Já: "hahahahaha"
Verča: "Tvoje mamka má stejný příjmení na fb"
Já: "To je fb mého psa - mamka si ho jen půjčila"

One girl was so jealous

One girl : "Are you really smiling at my boyfriend ?"
Me: "No, I am smiling at your dog."

One man's question - Matematika není jeho oblíbená :D

Man : "How old are they ?"
Me : "17 months"
Man again : "So they were born in February ?!"
Me : "No! Hmm October!!"

My sweet mom

Moje maminka: "Mě ten google ty tvoje příspěvky překládá do pěkných kravin - vůbec tomu nerozumím :D"

Já: "Já si myslím, že já píšu kraviny a google si s tím jen neví rady :D

Tiffany's jokes

Tiff: "Vendy - be careful on the stairs - you know they are slippery - I don't whant you get hurt.Me: "Of course I got it." What do you think that happened ?!! I fell down almost half of these stairs !! If I got hurt?! - my elbow is killing me right now and my back - I think I will not be able to move tomorrow !!



Knock knock
Tiff: "Look What I found " - She was holding a bag with cookies which she made by herself for a baby shower.
ME: "i LOVE THOSE."
Tiff: "Everyone is gone - I hid the rest of them just for us. Good night."



Tiff: "Does your elbow hurt ?"
Me: "That's killing me!"
Tiff: "Do you know what Karma is? You laughed to me when I fell down from my stairs."



Knock Knock on my door
Me "Come in" "ohh no wait" - I was running to close my closet door so Tiff couldn't punch them by door.
Tiff came in & gave me really weird look with words "Are you hiding someone in your closet?"



Some woman - "Did you buy a member ship for you au pair to the gym? I would rather do ti for my husband!"
Tiffany - "My au pair is more ofter with my kids than my husband."



Tiff : "We need to buy you some basket for a scooter & than you can just drive for a coffee !!"



Me - Thank you for your trust & for letting me be with the kids alone for two days. I'm glad you are not a psycho.
Tiffany- I trust you Wendy & by the way I followed you on instagram so If you didn't take pictures I would be worried. (long laugher)



Tiff "you know what Jagger did!! He slept - put his diaper off, pooped & covered all his face by his poop



Tiff - I have some idea. We can go to buy Starbucks coffee or we can stop by -dry clean & buy an ice cream. What you think ?
Me - I don't care but If you ask so Wendy prefer Ice Cream !!! :D



Tiffany - We will go to buy Starbucks after workout. What do you think babies?
Me - I guess They like it.
Tiffany - I bet Wendy missed me too :D


-Tiffany made me laugh so hard She texted me "our back tire is acting crazy again & George is retarded! "



-tiff's friend: "Do you have cameras at home ??
Tiff: "No,we have Wendy & we exactly k ow what she is doing :D follow her on Instagram :D"


-My host mom " thank you for not trying to stole my husband like au pair before !! " hahahaha


 

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1 JK JK | 21. march 2013 at 23:07 | React

:DD jakmile jsem přečetla be careful on the stairs tak to mě opravdu pobavilo :D ihned mi došlo co se stane :D ale jinak HM vypadá že bude více než skvělá :) :-)

2 Tannie Tannie | Email | Web | 22. march 2013 at 18:46 | React

Tiff je úžasná ženská! A toto ze začátku vypadalo že to tak ani nebude, jsem ráda, že to je nakonec fájn a že se o tebe tak starají Wendy, a máš tam fun! Lova ya! Xx

3 Veronica >> iheart-onedirection.blog.cz Veronica >> iheart-onedirection.blog.cz | Web | 23. march 2013 at 22:50 | React

Jasný, klidně pošli další, když budeš mít co, budu jen ráda :)
Nemám zatím aktivovanou neomezenou schránku a asi se to tam prostě nevešlo, no :D To je znamení, že bych to už aktivovat měla :D
Děkuji :)
Pááni a závidím ti tu práci v USA :) Já bych po gymplu chtěla do Anglie vyzkoušet au pair, tak snad mi to vyjde :D *cross fingers*

4 all-is-magic all-is-magic | Email | Web | 28. march 2013 at 21:10 | React

To mě naprosto rozsekalo :DDDD Měla bych si asi taky nejspíš začít pamatovat, jaké blbiny se kolem mě řeknou :D

5 Vendora Vendora | Email | 29. march 2013 at 23:41 | React

Ja mam Jediny stesti,ze mam Facebook a vsechno napisu tam - takze se to lepe pamatuje :D Urcite si to zapamatuj - jsou to potom Krasny vzpominky :)))

moje HM je milionova !! Sice na svoje nalady,ale Tim jaka je se to kompenzuje :)))

Preju vam hodne stesti :))) xx

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